If there's no money, fuck off! This method of payment needs to be expanded

You haven't had sex in six months? 😱 Then why don't you fuck me?

Oh, my stepmom's not wearing pants. I seduced her and fucked her

She's not wearing panties, what's that supposed to mean? Is that an implication that she needs to be fucked?

Spread her legs - ready for anything, I'm going to salt it in 💦

Husband's gone for 10 minutes, hurry up and fuck me right here